It's okay to pretend to be a pilot

BOYS AND GIRLS, remember to ALWAYS tell the truth, unless it is a teeny weeny little white lie, such as “Yes, of course I know how to fly a 747.” Pretending to be a pilot is OK. How come? Because flying planes is a relatively easy skill, unlike, say, teaching a male to (a) replace a toilet roll, (b) remember to avoid saying stupid things, (c) change a diaper, etc., all of which men can only master after a multi-year training course called Being Married.

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