It's okay to pretend to be a pilot

BOYS AND GIRLS, remember to ALWAYS tell the truth, unless it is a teeny weeny little white lie, such as “Yes, of course I know how to fly a 747.”

Pretending to be a pilot is OK.

How come?

Because flying planes is a relatively easy skill, unlike, say, teaching a male to (a) replace a toilet roll, (b) remember to avoid saying stupid things, (c) change a diap…