Workman blacks out two countries

I ONCE PLUGGED IN an appliance and accidentally blacked out my whole school. I was an instant hero. I later told the head teacher that jumping around yelling “woohoo” was how we expressed deep sorrow in my country, but he wasn’t buying it. My achievement was eventually topped by a friend who dug a hole in his garden and short-circuited the street.

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