Dear “The West” You’ll have to forgive me if I have been somewhat lax in getting back to you regarding the events of May 22. On that day, as you’ll recall, a vast empire of venality and corruption, the likes of which you won’t be able to comprehend without regular access to HBO programming, was banished forever from our Kingdom. Verily, some of the shine was restored to the pearly whites behind the “Land of Smiles” moniker of which we are so very proud.