How to start your own cult

EVERY SO OFTEN, one needs to step aside from the chaotic hurly-burly of modern life, quieten one’s heart, and focus on deep matters of the spirit, or, as we scientific types like to say, “evil wacko cults”. As you know, brave Katie Holmes rescued her innocent little girl from Tom Cruise’s weirdo cult and retreated back to the modeling community, a nice, safe world where women with severe eating disorders earn money by striding down catwalks with pineapples on their heads. Wait. Mr Cruise’s weird cult sounds way more sane.

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