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POOR CONRAD MURRAY. Fancy being declared a criminal just for giving his insane, screaming boss what he wanted. I’ve always given my insane, screaming bosses what they want, since doing so comes with an attractive bonus: you stay alive. I mean, can you imagine the punishments Michael Jackson could have threatened his poor personal doctor with? “Gimme the drugs or I’ll make you sleep in the same bed as my chimpanzee, my sticky snotty junior high buddies, and ME.”

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