Arrest me now, I am carrying a bad draw…

ME: “This is not a gun. It’s a child’s drawing of Team Rocket’s bazooka from the Pokemon cartoon.” AIRPORT OFFICIAL: “You do understand that we have to take all threats seriously, sir?” ME: “Do I get a final phone call?” *** Actually, perhaps airport officials who say things like this are right.

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