Worst pocket calls EVER

MY BOTTOM HAD a LOT of friends. A total extrovert, it was always on the phone, calling complete strangers as often as it called buddies.

You wouldn’t believe how much apologizing I had to do!

Then I bought a new mobile, and showed it to my butt. “See? It’s got KEYBOARD LOCK.”

Furious, my bottom sulked for days, sitting in the dark, refusing to go out.

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