MY BOTTOM HAD a LOT of friends. A total extrovert, it was always on the phone, calling complete strangers as often as it called buddies.
You wouldn’t believe how much apologizing I had to do!
Then I bought a new mobile, and showed it to my butt. “See? It’s got KEYBOARD LOCK.”
Furious, my bottom sulked for days, sitting in the dark, refusing to go out.
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