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How to Upset Your Children

How to Upset Your Children

Nury Vittachi
Dec 29, 2014
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HOW TO UPSET YOUR CHILDREN: Wait for their next check-up at the doctor’s, and then hand them their x-rays saying: “Bad news. The doctors found a weird skeleton thing spreading through your body, look.”

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And just to be fair, here’s a neat way for young people to annoy adults.

You just wait for a grown-up to say, “My, you’ve grown SO MUCH since I last saw…

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