Snowden in my neighborhood

Here’s what we learn from the NSA “whistleblower”

EDWARD SNOWDEN in my neighborhood. Here’s an exclusive interview that took place at a secret location in my imagination.

What’s your message to the world, Mr Snowden?

Snowden: America has spies!

Er. I think we knew that.

Snowden: And the spies SPY on people.

Er. I think we knew that, too.

Snowden: And they spy …