THE SECRET OF BEING A HAPPY INTROVERT

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I HAD A teacher who used to wake us up by shouting: “The early bird gets the worm.”

Let him have the worm.

I hate food that doesn’t stay still on your plate.

Besides, I stopped eating worms at the age of three, switching to regular breakfasts of frosted cereal, to which I would add extra sugar until it was really just a bowl of white granules.

Once I jus…