THE SECRET OF BEING A HAPPY INTROVERT
I HAD A teacher who used to wake us up by shouting: “The early bird gets the worm.”
Let him have the worm.
I hate food that doesn’t stay still on your plate.
Besides, I stopped eating worms at the age of three, switching to regular breakfasts of frosted cereal, to which I would add extra sugar until it was really just a bowl of white granules.
Once I jus…