Scientist creates butt-sensor
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SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED a car seat that can identify human beings by their bottoms, Time reported last week.
My first thought: So what? I can tell the difference between Kirsty Alley’s rear end and Keira Knightly’s. One is eight times the width of the other.
But I read on. When you sit on the car seat designed by Associate Professor Shigeomi Koshimizu of …
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