Scientist creates butt-sensor

SCIENTISTS HAVE CREATED a car seat that can identify human beings by their bottoms, Time reported last week.

My first thought: So what? I can tell the difference between Kirsty Alley’s rear end and Keira Knightly’s. One is eight times the width of the other.

But I read on. When you sit on the car seat designed by Associate Professor Shigeomi Koshimizu of …