Proof that exercise is bad for you
Your narrator met an old friend while practicing for a triathlon the other day. That is, he was practicing for a triathlon. I'd just taken a taxi to the shop for a second box of doughnuts.
Now that doesn't mean I'm unhealthy, oh no.
I once managed to separate two supermarket trolleys WITH MY BARE HANDS, and as everyone knows, staff weld those things toget…
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