Monday memo: HSBC scandal and Disney shoes

WHEN MY DAUGHTER was smaller, she wanted to buy Disney princess shoes with built-in lights that shone at every step.

"Are you CRAZY?" I said. "What about when the bogey man or Jimmy Savile is chasing you through a dark forest with imaginatively constructed weapons of torture?"

She saw my point and I saved some money. Phew.

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