THIS FATHER-OF-THREE was inspired to create a piece of Zen wisdom the other day.
A journey of a thousand miles begins with: "Where's the @#$%ing remote?”
Nine hundred and ninety nine miles later, the answer to this question for people with children is:
a) in the fridge,
b) down the toilet,
c) in the dog,
or, thanks to interstellar wormholes,
(d) apparently in …