How much are you worth in onions? You don’t know, right? The exciting news is that supermarkets IN YOUR TOWN are getting self-service counters where you can scan an item’s bar code and then jump up and sit on the weighing scales yourself. After learning my value in onions (more than US$130!), I was planning to work through a wide range of supermarket items (just think what it does to your self-esteem to know your worth in chocolate or floor mops).
HONESTY, KARMA, AND 4 DUMB CRIMINAL TALES
HONESTY, KARMA, AND 4 DUMB CRIMINAL TALES
HONESTY, KARMA, AND 4 DUMB CRIMINAL TALES
How much are you worth in onions? You don’t know, right? The exciting news is that supermarkets IN YOUR TOWN are getting self-service counters where you can scan an item’s bar code and then jump up and sit on the weighing scales yourself. After learning my value in onions (more than US$130!), I was planning to work through a wide range of supermarket items (just think what it does to your self-esteem to know your worth in chocolate or floor mops).
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