DOG LOGIC: 8 ways to think like your mutt

My dog spends hours visualising her dinner, licking her lips in anticipation of it, and walking in and out of the kitchen to catch the precise moment when it is served.

And when it appears, she inhales it in one nanosecond.

Slurrrp! Gone.

“At least savour the thing!” I shout, but she pretends not to understand English.

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Besides, she follows dog logic, whi…