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Assault with a deadly french fry

Assault with a deadly french fry

Nury Vittachi
Jul 04, 2012
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IN A GLOBAL outbreak of violence, evil criminals are assaulting innocent civilians with deadly weapons such as french fries, in some cases unsalted.

In the past couple of weeks alone, there have been at least ten cases of food-assisted robberies, according to cuttings sent to me by readers.

In the US a man “attacked and robbed a Brockton man using stolen …

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