Airlines to ban babies

BABIES ARE TO BE banned from parts of planes, starting with first class cabins, the news bulletin said.
I was shocked. Huh? You mean they weren’t before?
I wish I’d known. I’d have been much more relaxed about sending my kids to toddle to the front of the plane to use their cuteness to steal bags of cashew nuts.
And think of the threats I could have used a…
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