A place women can park men

Men can only see two colors, red and not-red. Red is for sports cars and not-red is for everything else.

I realized this when my wife took me to a furniture shop and asked me if I preferred cerulean or celadon. I thought: We’re buying a sofa. Why is she asking me about dinosaurs?

Luckily I came out with the right answer, which was: “Which one do you like?…