3 eyebrow-raising news items about pets treated as children

While shaking hands the other day, I felt thankful that we evolved from apes. Had we evolved from dogs, we’d greet each other by circling around with our heads down saying: “Wow, your nether regions smell great.” Reply: “Thanks! Yours, too.”

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Nevertheless, I still like dogs, despite their being what my grandmother used to call “forward”.

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Psychologist…